Theory behind dreams

Not only weird as they seem but also involuntary...sometimes they flash and by dawn u remember nothing...some of them make lasting indentations on the mind ..while some just make u jump out of the bed. Dreams are the most interesting illogical instances in the human life!....Instead of narrating some of these crazy movies that I run thru asleep, I tried to control what comes to my dreams.
Let me just put down the spaghetti logic for the most popular question "Why do we dream!!!!!"???? and how I control them is just concomitant
Well, lets just accept that cerebral grey matter is not the only thing associated with human thinking process!! ...Woah!!...its also the spinal chord and the medula oblongata that also have a kind of "mind"...but Alas with no logic!!...Hard to think, I know; but wait a moment...following fact would make u realize that the brain though is superior thinking machine..it has auxiliary mechanism to assist it!!! When u sleep .....the brain is a bit dormant and relaxes its logic .....not the logic of controlling the involuntary process of heart beats and breathing ..(believe me u wouldn't want the brain to stop those processes!!!)..it is just the process of thinking. Thinking as a process would involve retrieving images from the memory and displaying it on to the screen of the retina...(if u are wondering of hallucinations;this is not the thing!!) implies that it is a simple retrieval process from a storage location........now if brain started retrieving all such images which are irrelevant it would cause a state called schizophrenia!!!...Brain has a logic to be applied before it is dispatched to u!...Now as u are asleep imagine the brain is not doing its job of image retrieval, rather delegates the matter to spinal chord and the medula oblongatta!!...these fellows have a simple retrieval process mechanism but no logic!!!! Hell breaks loose!..random images are tried to fit together and cause havoc!...explains the reason why mostly the dreams are devoid of any logic!
Well lets just take up the case of me seeing a thing...like....a tree ..I just pass by the tree and in the certain context the tree has no relevance, but still the image of the tree has been transmitted from my eye to the memory ..I wouldnt have recognised it was tree otherwise ..but since there is no relevance for the tree in this context my brain wouldn't have a reaction to seeing a tree!... Here comes the trap, I have utlised the energy to transmit the image and recognise that this is a tree indeed!...But universal law says .. "Energy can neither be created nor can be destroyed!"(neurotransmitters utilize the bio-electrosignals to do so)..so the spent energy has to be either utlised or has to be stored!...it simply cannot be destroyed. So image of the tree goes to the so called subconscious mind!
Once I'm asleep the team of spinal chord and the medula oblongatta would try and asses the images in the sub concious mind and derive a better logic. [derivations are like interface behaviors! ...same as in C++ interfaces!! everyone has a different implementation to the tree image!...] now in this process of logic derivation ; which the spinal chord is not at all good at..u end up seeing weird things connected to the tree.
Now the difficult part ...how to control things!....well surely u should keep ur subconscious mind [cache memory] empty...so that spinal chord can also rest, but this seldom happens and we are bound to have dreams!...The cardinal idea is to control what goes to the subconscious mind and not how much goes to it!! ...its like controlling the quality and not the quantity!!.. so when u see something let ur brain have a chance to react to it!...Lets jam into a example straightaway... U see a obscene movie and u just dont comment on the scene...or u are not discussing the same to any one of the friends ..in other words u are suppressing the energy and not allowing the brain to react to the same!!....be sure the scene is gonna come back to ur dreams in the most weird possible way! ....Try it!...u suppress something ...it just erupts back ..instead talk about it and let the brain have a chance to react to the same ....energy spent would not be in the subconscious mind and thus no freaky logic applied to by the spinal chord!!!!
I have been doing this for a couple of years and it feels like God to control ur own subconscious space!! ...